ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
SHOOT FROM YOUR HIP - YOUR NEW HIP.

BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.

SO DO YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME MORE?

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

ALL THIS WINE NONSENSE!

- UNLEADED.
- MINE'S DIESEL.

MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE!

HELLO. PARTRIDGE.

A QUICK TIP, SOPHIE.
IF YOU DO AN AFTER-DINNER SPEECH,

HE TURNS ROUND AND DOES A BACKWARD SOMERSAULT
AND LANDS ON HIS FEET.

RIGHT...MINIBAR.

HIT YOUR TARGETS OR YOU'LL BE FIRED.

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

THERE. HELP YOURSELF TO A SCONE.
YOU'RE PROBABLY SICK OF CANTEEN FOOD ON TOUR.