- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

- RIPPLES.
- FLAKES.

I WAS FISHING FOR SOME SORT
OF FUNNY STORY. THAT'S JUST UPSETTING.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE. DRINK?

OH, GOD! UM...

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEAVE,
THEN NOW'S THE TIME.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

- I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
- SO DO I.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

THAT'S A CRANK CALL.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.

- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?

NO! GO ON, TRY AND FINISH THE SENTENCE
AND SEE WHAT I DO.

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?