DAN! DAN!

THERE IS TO BE NO SECOND SERIES, AND I'VE
LISTENED TO YOUR IDEAS, I'VE LISTENED TO THEM ALL,

OH, MY GOD!

I SEE. SO THE PRESENT YOU GAVE AWAY,
YOU THEN GOT BACK?

ACTUALLY, HE LIVES IN THE AREA.
I COULD HAVE HAD HIM OVER.

SINCE THE '80S.

WE'RE HAVING A HOEDOWN.

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

I WANT IT ON THIS.

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

GOOD ONE. ARROWS ARE DECEITFUL.

SO, ER...

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR DRUG ADDICTION.
YOU WERE HOOKED ON A VARIETY OF DRUGS.

MEET ME IN THE CAR PARK IN HALF AN HOUR, LYNN.

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?