- WE'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- GREAT.

THIS WEEK'S GUEST PETROL IS TEXACO.

WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITH THE SPICE GIRLS,

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

YOUR AIR BAG'S DEPLOYED. MINE HASN'T.

(MUSIC - "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM")

- SO THIS IS APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- YEAH.

OH, GOD.

I DON'T WANT ONE. I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK.

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- I DON'T CARE, I THINK IT'S WAY OUT OF ORDER..

I'D LOVE TO FEEL AN AIRBAG GO OFF IN MY FACE.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE RELIGIOUS,
AND TO YOU I APOLOGI...

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

- I DON'T MEAN WITH AN ACTUAL CUP.
- MORE LIKE AN EGG CUP!

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?