BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

AND WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER,
JUST POINTING AT THE RAIN, SAYING, "WE'RE STUCK."

TO GO WITH MY MIDI HI-FI SYSTEM

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, DO GIVE ME A CALL.

CAN I COME IN?

(GERMAN ACCENT) "THIS IS THE AUTOBAHN."

YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

JUST LIKE THAT.

ALAN, I SPILT SUNNY DELIGHT
ALL OVER YOUR JAMES BOND VIDEOS.

PLAINCLOTHES POP FORCE.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

ABOUT THAT.