ASK YOURSELF TWO QUESTIONS - HOW AND WHY?

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

- THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
- SHE WEARS NO MAKE-UP!

- WHAT'S THAT?
- A BUILD-UP OF FATTY DEPOSITS OVER THE BELT LINE.

I'M DOWN TO DO A SPOT NOW.
I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD. SO IF YOU HANG AROUND...

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

I THINK THAT'S MY BREATH.

YOU KNOW, ONE TO CANCEL OUT THE NEGATIVE

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I HEAR THAT ALL THE UNSOLD COPIES
ARE BEING BUNDLED INTO THE BACK OF A TRUCK

HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

REMEMBER THE DAY THAT YOU GOT CANED?

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

I'D LIKE YOU TO RETURN
MY "SPY WHO LOVED ME" VIDEO.

DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.