OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

ANYWAY, REGARDING THE GRAFFITI, IF YOU COULD...

WITH SOME ICE

OF COURSE, TAPE MEASURES
IN THOSE DAYS WERE VIEWED WITH SUSPICION.

- NOTTINGHAM?
- NO.

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND EAT AN ENTIRE TOBLERONE.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

RIGHT.

ONE MORE QUESTION.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

ACTUALLY, I CAME DOWN THIS MORNING
AND I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR.

ME WEARING A BEAR COSTUME.
THEY'D THINK I'D LOST IT AGAIN.

YOURS IS DIRTY.

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

(BURPS)

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?