I WANT A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT AT THE BBC
TO MAKE TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

FROM SWAFFHAM TO CROMER ON 106.5

- SLEEPING IN MOTELS.
- JUST GOING INTO A SHOP AND BUYING A GUN.

YOU MAKE PIGS SMOKE.

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

- I GOT FED UP GETTING MY FEET DIRTY.
- THEY LOOK LIKE ACTION MAN BODY BAGS!

- YES, HE IS. IT'S A MAN.
- THAT'S HER BOYFRIEND.

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

- HOW MUCH IS THAT?
- THAT'LL BE

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

AND I'M AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,

EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

HELLO.