"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

SO WHO ARE YOU?

I WONDER IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT.

BANG-BANG!

IT MAY BE CHOCOLATE TO YOU, JILL,
BUT TO AN UNWITTING MEMBER OF STAFF

I ALWAYS LEAVE THIS HERE,
SO I'M ALWAYS ON THE TELLY.

IT'S NOT A PREREQUISITE
FOR BEING ON THE PROGRAMME.

IT'S IN NO WAY CONNECTED WITH OUR PROXIMITY.

I DO LIKE THAT TOILET. IT'S VERY FUTURISTIC, ISN'T IT?
VERY HIGH TECH, SPACE AGE.

- I WASN'T STEALING A TRAFFIC CONE.
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU WERE.

NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

ALAN, YOU MUST MEET MY LADY WIFE CERI.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

THIS IS "CALL ME".

UH-UH. I WANT A SECOND SERIES.

MUST BE SOMEWHERE EKE, THEN.