- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.
A PINT OF BITTER, A BIG MARKER PEN, WHATEVER.
..TO A LOVELY LADY OVER THERE WITH ORANGE HAIR
AND A CIGARETTE IN HER MOUTH.
- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.
WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,
- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?
- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.
TO AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
IT COULD LOOK LIKE TRAFFIC CONE THEFT.
A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.
AND HE SAID
"THAT'S SA-A-AD! YOU OUGHT TO UPGRADE,"
YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ YOUR "DAILY EXPRESS".
- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.
- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.
- ALL THE BLOOD WILL RUN OUT OF THE HOLE.
- PULL IT OFF.
- SO MANY BRAVE PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
- SO RUDDY BLOODY BRAVE.
I CANNOT NOT TALK TO THE CUSTOMERS.
MY BADGE SAYS, "MICHAEL. I'M HERE TO HELP."
- WHAT YOU GET UP TO IN HERE, IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
- I DON'T GET UP TO ANYTHING!
I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...
David Mitchell - Thinking About It Only Makes It Worse
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