"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

WHAT, ON THE ROOF?

NO. WAYNE.
"GET OFF YOUR HORSE AND DRINK YOUR MILK."

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN UPSTAGE JILL BY WEARING THAT,
YOU'RE VERY MUCH MISTAKEN.

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!

ACTUALLY, I CAME DOWN THIS MORNING
AND I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

# HE PAINTED SALFORD'S SMOKY TOPS
ON CARDBOARD BOXES FROM THE SHOPS

HE THOUGHT, "I'M GOING TO WEAR A T-SHIRT
WITH 'CROWDED HOUSE' WRITTEN ON THE FRONT".

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

COULD YOU COOL ME DOWN
WITH A HAND FAN, PLEASE, LYNN?