- DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?
- NO, THANKS.

OH! EXCELLENT.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

- WHO'S HAD US IN STITCHES.
- (BOTH GIGGLE)

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

TWELVE INCHES... KEEP IT IN MY ROOM.

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

BITTER BASTARDS.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

YES, I DO.

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

UM, I WANT TO GO AND TALK TO HIM OVER THERE.