BIT OF A REBEL.

YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

SO DRAW, HOLD, FIX AND FIRE
AND THEN MOVE AND FIRE

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

- CAN YOU REALLY?
- YEAH.

- JOHNNIE WALKER OR JACK DANIELS?
- NO.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

(MUSIC PLAYS)

AN EXCELLENT IDEA. I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM
OUR E-MAIL OF THE EVENING.

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

WE DID!

AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP,
BECAUSE...