I LIKE DAVID COPPERFIELD AS WELL.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.

BIG BIRD.

- OH, YES.
- NICE LEXUS.

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

(APPLAUSE)

MY DRUG OF CHOICE BECAME KETAMINE,
WHICH IS A HORSE TRANQUILLISER.

WE'LL HAVE THAT PINT.

OK, EITHER THAT OR THE FINGERPRINTS, EH?

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

IT WAS A HUMOROUS INTRO INTO A SONG,
WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN TOO LITERALLY

- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

HELLO. OH, HIYA!

- SHE SAYS SHE CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
- CALL HER A FAT COW, THEN HANG UP.

YOU MUST HAVE PRESSED
THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "YES".