- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY, ALAN.

- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ERECTION.
UNLESS IT'S IN THE MIRROR, RIGHT, GUYS?

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

YOUR COMMENTS WERE ILL-FOUNDED.
THEY WERE DEEPLY IGNORANT,

- SEE?
- BUT YOU'VE DONE IT.

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT HE MADE THAT JOKEY
REMARK DOESN'T MEAN HE SENT YOU THE CARD.

I DONE IT JUST TO CHEER YOU UP
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE JOB WAS KNACKERED

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

- HELLO..
- CARL.

I MEAN ME, NOT THE HELICOPTER -
THOUGH SOME SICKO WOULD PROBABLY BUY THAT!

IN THAT CASE, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE INVALIDATED THE WARRANTY.

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

- NO, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY VOCAL CHORDS.
- YOU SOUND LIKE THE GIRL IN "THE EXORCIST".

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.