BUT WITH EXCELLENT FACILITIES...AS HAD THE NAZIS.

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.

OH, I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN? CLICK, CLICK.

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THREE MINUTES?

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT FOR BODY LOTION?
- YEAH. I'VE GOT 182 BOTTLES.

(JED) TEA'S UP.

(COWBOY ACCENT) YEAH. I THINK I'LL GO
AND READ SIMON HEFFER ON THE VERANDA.

SINGLE-HAND SUE TACKLING THE BUFFET.

- HE WAS MY HUSBAND.
- YES, YES, OF COURSE.

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

I CAN'T HAVE A BIRD
TYING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY PHONE.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

- SHE WAS FRIGHTENED.
- YEAH. I KNOW.

(DALEK VOICE) E-MAIL OF THE EVENING!