I'D BASICALLY LIKE TO UNDERSTAND
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN,

- GOOD MORNING, SOPHIE.
- GOOD MORNING. DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

- HAVE A LOOK ROUND. I'LL TREAT YOU.
- CHEERS.

THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

- HERE COMES YOUR EGG IN A BAP.
- GREAT. MMM. YUM-YUM.

THE STAFF ARE POLITE, BUT THEIR SMILES ARE...

- LET'S DO AN INTERVIEW.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

- THIS IS A COMFY SOFA.
- OH, JESUS!

WHAT?

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

OH, GOD!

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

THEN I FOUGHT SOME ZOMBIES WITH A BOY IN CARE.
WIPED THE FLOOR WITH HIM.

(KISS)

I THINK THAT WENT QUITE WELL.

UH?

- WHY ARE YOU SAYING "STEAL"?
- BECAUSE...