(IRISH ACCENT)..WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

SONJA, THIS IS IN THE LATE '80S.

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

ACTUALLY, I'LL EAT IT.

..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,

# LIKE MY JEALOUSY, TOO HOT, TOO GREEDY

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO FAT AND STEAL MY PENSION?

INDEED, DISUSED COTTON MILK
AND LEGALISED HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- THAT'S DAFT. A GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
- IS SHE STILL MAKING IT TOO BUNCHED UP?

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
L HEARD A BIT OF COMMOTION?

PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE.
I HEAR YOUR BOOK'S BEING PULPED.

YES.

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."