- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...
RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")
LOOK LIKE A WOMAN, BUT REALLY IT'S A MAN.
NO. WE WERE STUCK IN THE FOYER...
WHAT? REALLY?
THERE'S NO POINT PULLING IT.
HE'S DETERMINED TO MAKE IT REACH.
INSTEAD I'VE GOT A GIANT MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKALIKE
THROWING AN OVEN OVER HAY BALES!
- I SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGE. DRINK?
- YEAH. BIG SHOT OF DIRECTOR'S BITTER.
- LOVED YOUR ARTICLE IN THE GUARDIAN, BY THE WAY.
- REALLY?
- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.
FRANK SPENCER,
QUESTION FROM THERE.
NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?
THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
TOGETHER AFTER VISIT FROM LESTER PRICE,
I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,
SO JUST TO REPEAT,
QUEEN ELIZABETH IL IS NOT DEAD.
- WE GOT EGGS, WE GOT CHICKEN...
- WHICH CAME FIRST?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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