IF YOU DO K, Y AND Z, BOB'S YOUR UNCLE.

AND THEY SAY NURSES HAVE IT TOUGH.

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

"COME BACK ON, ELO, AND CARRY ON PLAYING!"

- TWO FLAVIA FROTHY CAPPUCCINOS COMING UP.
- YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN.

FUCK OFF.

BECAUSE THEY'VE PACKED THEM IN TOO TIGHT.
LISTEN, JILL, I REALLY LIKE YOU, BUT...

- THE THEME TUNE FROM "BLACK BEAUTY".
- IT'S BRILLIANT.

- OH?
- I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU COW!

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

WHICH WAS ONE OF HER COMPLICATIONS AT THE END.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.