YES, I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE COMING OVER THIS AFTERNOON.

- WHAT'S THIS LITTLE SINK, HERE?
- THAT'S A RINSER.

GIVEN THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO BOOK ANYONE EKE,
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE YES.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

HANG ON, HANG ON.

FIRST OF ALL TONIGHT IS MY BEST... CHRIST.

YEAH. I'D BE DELIGHTED.

WHO WAS THAT MAN
WHO WAS BORING ME AT THE FUNERAL?

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?

- EH?
- VERY MANLY. IT WORKS.

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.

CASH IN HAND? IT'S NOT A PHRASE WE LIKE.

FRIGGIS! THAT'S IT! FRIGGIS!

FAMOUS.

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!