IT'S TOO BIG! HOW DID YOU GET IT HERE?

TIME NOW TO HAND OVER TO MINE BREAKFAST HOST
MR DAVID CLIFTON. GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR!

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

FIRST OF ALL TONIGHT IS MY BEST... CHRIST.

STILL, MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT.

NOW WHEN WE MAKE LOVE, HE IS LIKE A BIG BEAR.

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

SONJA, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

SHALL WE GO INTO THE...?

CHEERS.

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

SHALL WE CLEAR UP? I FANCY AN EARLY NIGHT.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

IT'S A JOKE KNIFE! IT'S A JOKE KNIFE!

- YEAH. SURE. NO PROBLEM.
- CHEERS.