OH, GREAT.

SHALL I BOOK YOU FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?

(ROCK MUSIC)

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.

YOU CAN IF YOU ANGLE THE MIRROR BY THE DOOR.
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU?

EVERYBODY GOT ABSOLUTELY DRENCHED.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

GO ON, LIFT IT.

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.

DON'T DRESS AS A WHORE OR HE'LL THUMP YOU.

A FANNY.

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

IT'S EQUIDISTANT BETWEEN LONDON AND NORWICH.

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

CERTAINLY NOT "BRAVO TWO ZERO" BY ANDY MCNAB,
WHICH ACTUALLY IMPROVES WITH EVERY READ.