- HAS THIS KITCHEN BEEN DISTRESSED?
- YEAH, IT HAS.

- WHY? WERE THEY NOT VERY GOOD?
- NO, THEY WERE GREAT.

(FANFARE)

WHO-OO...

IT'S ALL WRAPPING UP IN ABOUT AN HOUR ANYWAY,

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST.
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE MUG.

- WILL YOU BE HAVING WINE WITH YOUR MEAL?
- NOT FOR ME.

YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

BUT NOT "THE ARCHERS"
WHO ARE A MIXED BAG. GOODBYE.

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

L KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY. HOW ABOUT IT?

- PLURAL.
- PLURAL. AND WE BOTH DRINK DIRECTOR'S.

- IT IS HIM!
- IT IS!

(APPLAUSE)

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?