NO ONE WAS SUGGESTING THEY WOULD.

- THIS IS THE KITCHEN, OBVIOUSLY.
- LOVELY.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL!
I'LL TAKE THE HOUSE.

YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
ON THE BANQUETTE. GREAT.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JED MAXWELL.

NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

SEXUAL ER...INTERCOURSE.

- HELLO..
- CARL.

THEY'RE GOOD FOR MAKING A POINT.
ERROR ONE, RIGHT..

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED A FIVE-YEAR ONE.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

LOOK AT THIS.