I CAN'T BREATHE.

- (BELL DINGS)
- MY TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE.

- JUST LET OFF IN A TAX INSPECTRESS'S FACE.
- LET OFF?

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

IF YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ELSE,
THEN I DON'T WANT YOU TO HESITATE TO CALL...

A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

I WONDER WHAT THAT WILL LOOK LIKE.

WE'VE GOT A TRAFFIC REPORT... THAT'S ANNOYING.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

(MUSIC STOPS)

- BUT A HAPPY ONE.
- GOOD.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

TONIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A SANDWICH
AND WATCH TREVOR MCDONALD.

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.

- THEY'RE NOT INVESTIGATING ME.
- WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.