MICHAEL?

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

- WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

THEY'RE A MISH-MASH OF BITS.

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

OH, I SEE WHAT YOU... RIGHT, YES.

THAT'S THE ONE.

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

STATISTICALLY, ONE OF YOU IS,
AND TWO OF YOU ARE GAY.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

- IT'S AN ALIEN JUDGE.
- GOLLY.

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. I'VE JUST
COME INTO A SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

YEAH. STOP THAT NOW.
THEN HE LOOKS THROUGH THE PERISCOPE.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

- HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US?
- NO.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.