LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!

- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

HERE'S TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP AT THE BBC.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

MORE BAD NEWS, I'M AFRAID. THE ACTRESS
PLAYING YOUR WIFE CAN'T DO THE FILMING TODAY.

NO. IT'S NOT A FONT.
IT'S A POOL THAT THEY LOWER YOU INTO.

SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORE STATIONERY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.

ACTUALLY, YOU'D PROBABLY CALL IT
A BIG TOOL, WOULDN'T YOU?

I RELEASED AN UNEXPECTED BUT POTENT GUST.

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

HE SAID, "YOU JAMMY BASTARD"
AND I REPLIED, "DON'T BE BLUE, PETER."

JUST HAVING SOME HYGIENIC SNOGGING.

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.