THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -

I WANT IT ON THIS.

- YEAH.
- I'LL HAVE 12 BOTTLES, PLEASE.

AND I READ THE BIT
WHERE YOU PUT DRUGS UP YOUR BOTTOM.

- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?

(BANG)

STOP PANICKING.

SUSAN, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

- THIS ISN'T "SILENT WITNESS".
- HELLO.

THE MOST HUMANE WAY
WOULD BE DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD.

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

- I HOPE YOU'RE BEING LOOKED AFTER.
- BOB OWNS A GARDEN CENTRE.

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

IT DOES PRECLUDE YOU
FROM THE ALCOHOL THAT I'VE PROVIDED.

AFTER SIX HOURS OF SURGERY,
THE HAND WAS SEWN BACK ON.

THAN A BOOK WHICH HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS
AND I QUOTE, "LOVELY STUFF."

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".