..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

LIKE A BOW-TIE, BUT MINIATURE?
LIKE AN ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

ALL RIGHT, I WILL. TAKE CARE.

NEWS.

- DO YOU KNOW HER?
- NO. HOW DID YOU MEET?

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

OH, NO.

BUT, IN FACT, YOU SOUND LIKE A TRAPPED BOY.

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

(MUSIC: "GET OUT OF YOUR LAZY BED")

THAT ALL LOOKS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE DEATH ROW, DOESN'T IT?

(KNOCK)

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

THANK YOU. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.