I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

KISS MY FACE!

YOU CAN HAVE DEATH BY CHOCOLATE
WHILE HE RIFLES YOUR BANK BOOK.

I PAID FOR YOURS. ALL YOUR SEGMENTS ARE INTACT.

I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

SO... HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ALAN?

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

MY WIFE AND I FOUND IT OFFERS
THE KIND OF LUXURY AND COMFORT

I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

IT'S A TRAVEL TAVERN.