- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

THAT WAS THE CORRS - THREE LITTLE BIRDS
I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO...PREY UPON

- YEAH. SURE. NO PROBLEM.
- CHEERS.

APOLOGY.

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,

HAVING WASHED MY HANDS.

USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

THERE ARE THINGS I DO WITH SONJA THAT
I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE WITH MY EX-WIFE CAROL.

RAWLINSONS WILL GIVE YOU 50 MORE SHOP-SOILED
CHOCOLATE ORANGES IF YOU PLUG THEM AGAIN.

LET'S CELEBRATE! LET'S GET A BOTTLE OF BOLLY.

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

MEN IN PLATFORM SHOES
BEING ARRESTED FOR BOMBINGS,

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?