I'VE JUST REMEMBERED I'VE GOT A RADIO SHOW TO DO,
- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY PROJECT.
- IT'S JUST A MEET AND GREET.
YES, I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD.
I KNEW A BLOKE WHO HAD FINGERS LIKE THAT.
- MY FIANCE BOUGHT IT...
- I DIDN'T ASK WHO BOUGHT IT.
JUST POP THAT DOWN FOR A SECOND.
HE'S STAYING WITH ME.
THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE
ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?
ANOTHER NAKED WOMAN ON A GUN,
COMPLETELY BILLY BOLLOCKS.
HELLO, IT'S ALAN AGAIN. I'VE LOCKED YOU ALL
IN THE BOARDROOM SO YOU DON'T GET ME.
(PHONE)
ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?
SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.
KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.
YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?
WHO'S WINGS?
ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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