- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

- DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM?
- IT'S VERY NICE.

- YOU DO KNOW WHO I AM?
- NO,

I LIKE DAVID COPPERFIELD AS WELL.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.

NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

ROOM FOR A BRAVE ONE? BEEP-BEEP!

I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.

NO. I MEAN YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS CONFUSING, ISN'T IT?

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

KISS MY FACE!

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

YOU KNOW, ONE TO CANCEL OUT THE NEGATIVE

I CAN'T EMPHASIS THAT ENOUGH

- LONELY NIGHTS IN THE DESERT.
- THAT'S ALL FIXED NOW. I'LL BE ON ME WAY.

PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.

"JOIN ME TONIGHT WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE"...
L DON'T KNOW, "CHRIS REA."

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

- ARE YOU SACKING ME? YOU ROTTEN SHIT!
- YOU'RE A ROTTEN SHIT, TOO. GET YOUR COAT!