I TAPED THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YOU.
"THE WORLD'S WORST STORMS."

"LORD OF THE RINGS", "OF THE DANCE"
OR "OF THE FLIES". THAT'S TONIGHT'S "HOT TOPIC".

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

CORIAN IS TO MARBLE AND GRANITE
WHAT MDF IS TO WOOD.

IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

SORRY. I WON'T DO THE SHOTGUN THING ON THE RADIO.
THAT'S JUST FOR THE BAPTISTS.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'VE JUST GOT MINOR WHIPLASH.

I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE FOR A BIT.
LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN...

- THE VERY SAME.
- HE'S GOT A HEART OF GOLD.

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

AND MOVE AND FIRE
MOVE AND FIRE, MOVE AND FIRE.

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

- LADY AT THE BACK.
- YES, ALAN.

HOW'S MR PLANET-OF-THE-APES MAN?

AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.