- "TOSSER"?
- NO.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

ENYA...AND THE OTHER ONE.
RIPPED UP THE POPE. BALD CHAP.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

- HOW MANY?
- FIFTY.

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

ARE YOU TYING TO PUT ME OFF?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

I'LL JUST WRITE THAT DOWN.

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

(YELLED INSULTS)

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR.

I'VE NEARLY MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE HOUSE.

SERIOUSLY, RUN. YOU WILL MISS IT.

HMM. OH, YES, INDEED.

- LOVELY STUFF.
- DID YOU BUY ME A PRESENT TO SAY SORRY?