SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

I'VE SEEN HIM EAT A PLASTIC PIE.

OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.

LET IT GO, LYNN. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM.

HELLO.

I COULD STRAP SAUSAGES TO MY FINGERS.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE BARRACKS.

(LAUGHS)

LISTEN. THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO WIND DOWN.
I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS COMING TO THE HOUSE.

- HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN DRINKING?
- THREE-QUARTERS OF AN HOUR.

- CROSSED WIRES.
- SHALL WE GO TO APACHE?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.

- SONJA, DID YOU GET THE PICCALILLI?
- YES.

JOHN.

AND THAT MADE ME LAUGH.