- IF IT WAS YOU COULD ADD A ZERO TO THAT,
- SEVENTY QUID?

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

# SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

IT'S FUNNIER THAN RAIN.

WHO WILL HOPEFULLY
NOT BE MASSACRING ANYONE THIS EVENING,

WHY?

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

IT'S A SURPRISE.

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.

HE DOESN'T AVOID TAX, HE ONLY EVADES TAX..
NO, THE OTHER WAY ROUND. OH, SHUT UP!

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

CHEERS!

NOW, THE MAIN THING... THANK YOU.

I'LL HAVE TO MAKE TWO TRIPS. I KEEP DROPPING BITS.