CAN OF FANTA?

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS HERE...
- I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'VE GOT COWS.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I ATE A SCOTCH EGG.

- HE'S ALWAYS BEEN AT THIS LEVEL.
- AYE. WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY...

- DO YOU LIKE MINI KIEV'S?
- I LOVE THEM, BUT MY WIFE'S VEGETARIAN.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

BUT WITH DIFFERENT-SHAPED PASTA.

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

CAN I HAVE THE SAME, PLEASE?