BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.

A FANNY.

- KAREN, COULD I BEND YOUR EAR FOR A MOMENT?
- OF COURSE.

- HAS THE DUKE OF HAZARD BEEN IN?
- NO, HE'S NOT.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

- YOU GOT IT?
- YES.

AND WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THIS APPLE TURNOVER
IS 1,OOO DEGREES.

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT
SHE REALLY REALLY LOOKS LIKE YOU.

IF YOU SEE A FIELD WITH A POND,
WITH A FAMILY HAVING A PICNIC,

- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.

WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE EN-SUITE BATHROOM
WITH THE LEAD PIPE. BATTERED.

NORTH WALES. OFF THE M56.

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

- HELLO?
- I'M STILL HERE,

URRGH...