YES. HE CLAIMS TO HAVE MADE
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY DISAPPEAR,

DON'T BE HORRIBLE TO ALAN.

ALAN!

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

ALAN, WHEN IS YOUR BOOK BEING DESTROYED?

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.

OK. THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

"A-HAAA!"

- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?