- PARDON?
- NO, JUST A JOKE.
NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!
THAT'S SUCH A POINTLESS DEATH.
IT FLUSHED ON THE FIRST YANK! I LOVE THIS HOUSE!
HELLO.
IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU WEREN'T HERE
FIVE MINUTES AGO. LISTEN TO THIS.
APACHE IS A ONE-STOP SHOP.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A ROSE FOR THE LADY?
IT'S
IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?
I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF IT REGISTERS.
- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?
YEAH, HE WAS.
I ACTUALLY THINK HE WAS A BIT SIMPLE.
I MUST SAY, I'M TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED BY ALL THIS.
BY RANDY MCNAB!
- SPLENDID AND TREMENDOUS.
- IT'S A GIRLS-ONLY NIGHT TONIGHT.
OH, YES. VERY CONFUSING.
HELLO. IS THAT CURRY'S?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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