OK. BYE. BYE.

IF IT WAS JUST POTATOES THAT WERE AFFECTED,

CAN I COME IN?

- YOU ARE VERY BRILLIANT. IT'S A CLEVER SCHEDULE.
- THANK YOU.

YEAH...

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

I'M THE DOG. YOU'RE A TERRIFIC RABBIT.

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

ALAN!

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

WHAT? REALLY?

(PHONE RINGS)