PUT THEM IN NAPPIES AND GET THEM TO THROW
EACH OTHER OUT OF A CIRCLE DRAWN WITH CHALK.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE,

PUT THAT IN THE BIN.

EXCELLENT. LET'S GO TO THE GRAVEYARD.

CAN OF FANTA?

(BUZZING GARGLE)

OR WITH UNDERGARMENTS
PERHAPS MADE FROM BARK,

ALL I CAN SEE IS A MONKEY
SPINNING TOWARDS THE WATER.

UM, ONE LAST THING.
WHAT TIME DO YOU KNOCK OFF?

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

OH, GOD!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO.
I'LL DO A QUICK FIX ON IT FOR NOW, AND...

BIT OF A REBEL.

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.