I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?
OR BITCH, MIGHT BE A LADY.
I'M SORRY. WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE MUG.
CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.
IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD...
SORRY, I'M VERY CLOSE TO YOU.
- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?
WITH "THE MAN WITH THE CHILD IN HIS EYES".
I'M OK. YOUR AIR BAG WENT OFF. WHY DIDN'T MINE?
- YES, IT IS.
- IT'S VERY NICE. WHAT IS IT?
TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.
YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE SOAPS
YOU LEAVE IN THE SHOWER ROOM?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WOLVES AT THE DOOR. YOU'LL HUFF
AND YOU'LL PUFF AND... WHERE'S THE OTHER PIG?
OH, QUITE GOOD.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
YEAH. IT'S QUIET.
- WE'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- GREAT.
I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.
WELCOME BACK TO "PRAYER WAVE"
WITH ME, TESSA MCPHERSON.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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