YES. I MEAN, YES, I WANT YOU
TO SHOW ME THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO".

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

THE CARS MIGHT SKID ON IT.

AND I MIGHT PUT IT ON A JAR OF PASTA.

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

LET'S SAY HELLO TO MY NEW
COMEDY CHARACTER - CAMP DAVID.

AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

- DID HE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
- NO.

OH, GREAT.

60'S NOT REALLY OLD. I MEAN, LOOK AT BOB DYLAN.

WITH JED. AFTER YOU.

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

- YOU CAN SIT ON ALAN'S FACE. IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S A FILTHY JOKE! ALAN IS HITTING YOU.

BEAR WITH ME.

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

WE JUST DIDN'T TAKE PRECAUTIONS.