MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

SHE'S A MEMBER OF A BAPTIST CHURCH.
I THINK THEY'RE A BIT...

KATE BUSH THERE, THE LOVELY KATE BUSH

PEOPLE ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SPACE,
BUT PEOPLE FORGET YOU CAN GET LOST IN SPACE.

YOU SAY TOM-AR-TO, I SAY TOM-AY-TO.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

OH. ALL DONE.

OH, YES. I CAN SEE WHAT HE'S DONE NOW.
SHALL I PUT IT ON THE LIST?

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

LISTEN. I'VE BEEN THREATENED BY AN EX-FUZZ.

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

- NO, IT'S FINE.
- DO YOU KNOW YOU'VE CHOCOLATE ON YOUR FACE?

HELLO?