- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

THE FUNNY THING IS I'VE BEEN
IN THE BUSINESS FOR 15 YEARS,

THERE'S NO WINE IN IT

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAP OF SKIN OR SOMETHING.

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

..EARTH. IT'S 4.39 A.M.

IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

- SHALL WE PUT THE LIGHTS ON?
- NEVER MIND THAT.

- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.

IT ER... NOW...

AYE.

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ
ON A CABLE TELEVISION CHANNEL

- DO YOU WANT A CUP?
- THANK YOU.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW.