I THOUGHT IT'D BE EROTIC.

OOH, MINCE!

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

YES!

THAT WAS "BIG YELLOW TAXI" BY JONI MITCHELL,

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

GOOD BAND.

I TELL THEM MY BOYFRIEND IS GOOD FRIEND WITH BONO.

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

OOH, THAT WAS TERENCE TRENT D'ARBY,
COCKY MAN FROM THE '80S,

I'VE GOT MY TICKET. SHAKE MY HAND!

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

CAN'T MESS ABOUT ON THIS ONE, LYNN.

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.