NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

I'M SHIT-CHATTING. SORRY, CHIT-SHATTING.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?

IT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING SOMETHING BACK.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU
ABOUT REGIONAL DETECTIVE SERIES?

- OH, IT'S PARTRIDGE.
- HELLO, MICHAEL.

- HAVE YOU READ MY BOOK?
- NO, BUT I'VE SEEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

THERE'S NO POINT PULLING IT.
HE'S DETERMINED TO MAKE IT REACH.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

- SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!
- I THINK THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, THANK YOU!

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

BUT SHE STILL HAD ONE GOOD HAND
AND NO ONE WAS TAKING THAT OFF HER.

HMM! A NICE BIG THICK SLICE OF THIN LIZZY.